Dilbert

Refrain:
I read the morning news
walking in Dilbert's shoes
A cartoon character scene
I'm living the American dream

My boss he has horns
his words they carry thorns
and Ratburt he ain't nice
keeps his manners on the ice

Refrain:
I read the morning news
walking in Dilbert's shoes
A cartoon character scene
I'm living the American dream

Wally he is so dense
around his brain he keeps a fence
Oh my gosh he so inept
I'd swear he is kept

Refrain:
I read the morning news
walking in Dilbert's shoes
A cartoon character scene
I'm living the American dream

Dilberts quite a guy
Tie pointing towards the sky
Dilbert he is so cool
threw away his old slide rule

Refrain:
I read the morning news
walking in Dilbert's shoes
A cartoon character scene
I'm living the American dream